Elephant Bird Camp • thefunkyones: Dear Madam, Hello, Good Sir, ...

thefunkyones:

Dear Madam, Hello, Good Sir, Haven’t you heard the latest word?Is it a noun, adjective or verb?Hark, a flerd of Elephant Birds! A Flerd? A Flerd! I do concur!A massive murder of Elephant Birds!Rather absurd, to me it occurred,Shocked to observe, as my attention was luredBut don’t be disturbed, afraid or perturbed!It’s a galloping gaggle of Elephant Birds!Is it a flock? Maybe a herd?Do they travel by air or cross the Earth?No my good friend, you cannot infer,it’s a fledgling Flerd of Elephant Birds!
- Dr Stiers (Max Stiers)

Dear Madam, Hello, Good Sir,

Haven’t you heard the latest word?
Is it a noun, adjective or verb?
Hark, a flerd of Elephant Birds!
A Flerd? A Flerd! I do concur!
A massive murder of Elephant Birds!
Rather absurd, to me it occurred,
Shocked to observe, as my attention was lured
But don’t be disturbed, afraid or perturbed!
It’s a galloping gaggle of Elephant Birds!
Is it a flock? Maybe a herd?
Do they travel by air or cross the Earth?
No my good friend, you cannot infer,
it’s a fledgling Flerd of Elephant Birds!

- Dr Stiers (Max Stiers)